Thursday, October 18, 2007

Man with 2 arseholes

Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue
needed someone to identify the body.
As he had no family, they called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and
Kumar.
Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Ah Beng said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu.? But if
you would roll him over, I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmad or
not."
The mortician rolled the body over.

Ah Beng looked at his arse and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but he didn't say
anything.
He went and got Kumar to check the body.
Kumar looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very bad,
but need you to roll him over and I can confirm if he's my friend,
Ahmad."
Again the mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked down at the ass
and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this is definitely not Ahmad."

The mortician, unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said,
"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure
this is
not Ahmad?"
Kumar said, "Well, this Ahmad, he had two arseholes." "What?!!" the
mortician said in disbelief, "He had two arseholes?!"

"Oh yes, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this. Every time the three
of  us go out, people always say, ' Here comes Ahmad with the two
arseholes."

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